Our glass hearts breaking

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neshasha:

There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

haha u go lil bun
fight the power

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weskerchomp:

i still cant believe ashens had a book physically made called “fifty thousand shades of grey” that is just the phrase “Shades of grey.” written fifty thousand times

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via notedposts)

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city-fog-and-brave-dialogue:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(Source: literalmarveltrash, via petcanadian)

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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bottomrogers:

voicesays-imalmostout-ofminutes:

bottomrogers:

bottomrogers:

how many goats do i have to sacrifice to get chris evans’ ice bucket challenge in the next 48 hours

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So how many did you sacrifice

one per hour

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(Source: tolkienologie, via fake-mermaid)

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kaeandlucy:

tuggysaurusrex:

finally a bandaid product for me

(Source: nostopdasgay, via st0rmagedd0n-dark-l0rd-0f-all)

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dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

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sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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ohmygil:

defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

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i tried

not to derail the post but I’d just like to point out that “McCall” is a Scottish last name.

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

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