this-could-be-heaven:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

the tumblr blog pizza needs to know about this

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

noverachiever:

hue jackman

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

daydreameratitsbest:

so I posted my schedule on facebook asking if anyone knew what my 5th was right 

then my my old 7th grade teacher comments this

then me an my friend say hes sassy right

then he comes back with this

THEN TELLS US ABOUT THIS

THIS 

HE DONT PLAY

MR.PARKS

AND THEN IT GETS BETTER

MY SPIRITUAL YOGA NAME 

IM SO DONE WITH YOU PARKS

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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meladoodle:

my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?