why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG CORRIDOR btw the stairs move randomly and were not giving you a map enjoy hogwarts the least safe school in the world
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Oh my god I went to the bathroom and when I came back about half of my class started saying happy birthday Amy and I am so confused like I don’t even talk to these people tumblr is the only place I announced my birthday and I’m genuinely concerned
someone follows you on tumblr
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM ACTUALLY SCARED I MEAN I HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THESE PEOPLE ON HERE
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This dude in my lecture is just watching Supernatural and not giving any fucks.
timelord-pendragon-ofbakerstreet:
Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch
And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.
What
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
this is the most hopeful thing I’ve seen on my dash
