You're just a lonely star

airoehead: yifflord: would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:32 -0400

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?

gamsee: my whole life is just “oh ok”

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:48 -0400

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: pygmyalpaca: vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:40 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:24 -0400

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

cosmic-philanthropy: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:16 -0400

cosmic-philanthropy:

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

~~DIAGONALLY~~

DIAGONALLY

D

I

A

G

O

N

A

L

L

Y

pokemon fandom

u ok

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:30 -0400

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

eggzakery: gorillaz feel good inc laugh

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:21 -0400

eggzakery:

*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:56 -0400

snapchatting: thegirlsontv: snapchatting: i just time traveled don’t believe me? well look at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:45 -0400

snapchatting:

thegirlsontv:

snapchatting:

i just time traveled

don’t believe me? well look at this

u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer

yeah

dietchola: we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:14 -0400

dietchola:

we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

kayleighhloves: arc-reactor: fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:23 -0400

kayleighhloves:

arc-reactor:

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

it’s called the deep web. never go there.

What if you go there and you get all like ‘I don’t know where I am’ wow.

pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:02 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:40 -0400

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:37 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:58 -0400

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:41 -0400

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

android18: neofriend: Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:18 -0400

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

guceubcuesu: it’s worth the read 5 stars “ruined my life”

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:00 -0400

guceubcuesu:

it’s worth the read

5 stars “ruined my life”

attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:21:41 -0400

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

monilip: karkats-left-eyeball: whyaremyballssomadatmybutt: egberts: tumblr is giving me the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:11 -0400

monilip:

karkats-left-eyeball:

whyaremyballssomadatmybutt:

egberts:

tumblr is giving me the option of following myself

do it

rip open a hole in spacetime